#OnlineDating: If You Ever Forget You’re 30, a 20-Something is Happy to Remind You

September 23, 2014
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One of the many joys of online dating is being reminded of your age. As a 30-something woman, there’s nothing I enjoy more than being ever-so politely reminded (over and over again) that I am:

In my 30’s
Officially considered a MILF
Still desirable to the 20-somethings…

Well, isn’t that special…

Really Making the Point

Some men like to drive the point home more than others…

Let’s count how many times the age factor was referenced in his opening message, shall we?

So, out of the 3 sentences used in the intro message, he chose to make 2 of them about my age… OK, I GET IT!!!! I’m older than you, but I’m hardly the one making age a factor here… Jesus.

This guy was actually quite sweet. Unfortunately, his idea of asking a girl out on a date involved me meeting him AND HIS FRIENDS at a bar… I’m startin’ to make age a factor here, folks.

Do You Like Younger Guys? As In… 2 Years Younger?

And then we have the ridiculous age referencing message where a 29-year-old man asks me if he’s too young for me…

I have one word for this guy… REALLY?

Based on the “Haha, ya silly” comment, I’m guessing he’s actually much younger than 29… or I’m actually much older than 31.

We didn’t make it past this stage… You: “REALLY?!” Me: “Really…”

These are just a couple of the fantastic age reminders I’ve received over the years. I hope you enjoyed. And remember… if you ever forget you’re 30, a 20-something is happy to remind you!