Online Dating Message: A Semi-Unattractive Man

“Hi am gary a semi unattractive man and honest looking to meet new people how are you doing”

A Semi-Unattractive Man

What a salesman, huh?! At least he’s being honest. Makes me wonder if I should start introducing myself as a semi-narcissistic, OCD, workaholic with a tendency to place expiration dates on relationships within the first two weeks… but I feel like that isn’t as catchy as his pitch. Let’s try some other ones, shall we?:

“Hi, I have Daddy issues. Nice to meet you!”
“Hi, I’m just coming out of a manic-depressive phase and feel like settling down with someone. Nice to meet you!”
“Hi, I’m unemployed and living in my Mom’s basement… with her dead cat. Nice to meet you!”
“Hi, I’ve never satisfied a woman. Nice to meet you!”

Hi, I’m Gary – a semi unattractive man. #OnlineDatingFail

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And btw, we need to acknowledge the other glaring issue within his message… absolutely NO punctuation whatsoever. That is quite a talent! I wonder if he speaks in run-ons in person? Could make for a very special worst date.

Would you respond to Semi-Unattractive Dude? Have any “Dating Don’t’s” to share? Leave your comments below!

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  • Emily

    This is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!!! I like how you shed light on the DB’s we have to deal with when online dating. Having a sense of humor definitely helps deal with the insanity of it all!

    • Special Worst Date

      Thanks, Emily! I aim to please… or suffer, depending on how you look at it ;). Welcome to SWD!