Online Dating Message: A Semi-Unattractive Man

ONLINE DATING MESSAGE:
“Hi am gary a semi unattractive man and honest looking to meet new people how are you doing”

A Semi-Unattractive Man

What a salesman, huh?! At least he’s being honest. Makes me wonder if I should start introducing myself as a semi-narcissistic, OCD, workaholic with a tendency to place expiration dates on relationships within the first two weeks… but I feel like that isn’t as catchy as his pitch. Let’s try some other ones, shall we?:

DATING DON’T:
“Hi, I have Daddy issues. Nice to meet you!”
DATING DON’T:
“Hi, I’m just coming out of a manic-depressive phase and feel like settling down with someone. Nice to meet you!”
DATING DON’T:
“Hi, I’m unemployed and living in my Mom’s basement… with her dead cat. Nice to meet you!”
DATING DON’T:
“Hi, I’ve never satisfied a woman. Nice to meet you!”

Hi, I’m Gary – a semi unattractive man. #OnlineDatingFail

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And btw, we need to acknowledge the other glaring issue within his message… absolutely NO punctuation whatsoever. That is quite a talent! I wonder if he speaks in run-ons in person? Could make for a very special worst date.

Would you respond to Semi-Unattractive Dude? Have any “Dating Don’t’s” to share? Leave your comments below!

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  • Emily

    This is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!!! I like how you shed light on the DB’s we have to deal with when online dating. Having a sense of humor definitely helps deal with the insanity of it all!

    • http://specialworstdate.com/ Special Worst Date

      Thanks, Emily! I aim to please… or suffer, depending on how you look at it ;). Welcome to SWD!